Sally Buttons

I've had a great idea for a new reality show. We collect a bunch of (alleged) celebs and put them on a desert island with very few resources, and erm....leave them there for ever! Who's on your list?

Beyonce, so she won't inflict any more of her terminally dull songs on the world.
Eric Bristow, no particular reason; I've just had a totally irrational hatred of him since he first appeared in all his lardy horribleness on the telly, years ago.
Girls Aloud, Westlife, and all other manufactured groups
All Saints, they were crap the first time round, so why would we want them back?
Richard Ashcroft, see All Saints
Sophie Anderton, whiny bitch with issues that can't be solved by appearing on one reality show after another
All Big Brother contestants who think that they are something special because they made a git of themselves on the telly. Jade Goody being the main offender.
Gillian McKeith, ("oh dear, your poo smells awful". It's SHIT, what do you expect it to smell like???)

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