| Celebrity Battle Royale (like the movie)!
Let's see...
Kerry Katona (I'd not idea that the annoying woman in the Iceland ad was the girl from forgotten girlband, Atomic Kitten until I saw her on one of those horrible Z-lister magazines as I queued up to pay for my shopping. She looks like a young Julie Walters and sounds like a moron).
Abigail Clancy (ambitious but talentless WAG/glamour model with THE most ghastly Liverpool accent).
Noel and Liam Gallagaher. OK they're not quite Z list, but I'd like them wiped off the face of the planet, please.
Sophie Anderton. Wah wah wah I'm bi-polar so it's OK if I cry ALL THE BLOODY TIME. No it's not, bitch. Die.
Anna Kournikova. Famous for being blonde because her tennis sucked. Not even that pretty.
Paris Hilton. Nuff said. |