13-11-06, 11:35 AM
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 | Teeny Weeny Member I'll buy that for a Dollar | | Join Date: Sep 2006
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| Masters of Bad Analogies.
Might be old, but I got a giggle out of it. Technically not analogies either I guess but hey.
Some of my favourites... Quote:
"It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall."
"He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something."
"She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up."
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