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From the yo ho hoing Hooded Claw. Vernissage ~ The Art of Kaelyn from Trinsic
On Sunday night the exhibition of the young aspiring artist Kaelyn from Trinsic opened with a vernissage, giving the visitors the chance to see the paintings and sketches as well as to meet the artist herself and hear the stories behind the canvas. Few artists these days possess the consistency and productivity to feature a full exhibition and thus, the art of Trinsic’s popular guard captain drew many curious visitors into the rooms of the University. Strengthened by the fabulous catering services provided by Stewan Seagull the guests took their time to study and discuss the varying motives and styles. While true art never pleases the taste of every onlooker all were in agreement that Kaelyn shows an extraordinary talent and a promise for many more paintings and exhibitions. Undoubtedly an increase in the value of her pictures will underline these statements.
Those that missed the opening night will have time till next Sunday to visit the exhibition at the Umbra University.
Special Secret Report on the Shadowcourt.
It seems those mysterious mountain dwelling Shadowcourtiers are at it again. Talk now of the undead, vampires, demons, trapped boxes and general debauchery surrounds this lost cult of arcane wizards.
The villagers of Rhovanion report to me more comings and goings this time it seems it was Black Widow and suitor poisoner Tabbitha who has fallen under their spell.
Tabbitha and her more than jumpy body guard Emery were seen entering Vinyamar Library.
An Artists Impression of the Scene inside Vinyamar
Meanwhile!
Kaldorian Hero and Stalwart Veggy returns after many harrowing battles to find the one light of his life has been carrying on with the maul sergeant Mordred and husband of Cal Soulstealer. He is understandably upset by this and offers to throw himself from the tallest tower of Trinsic.
Mordred meanwhile means to tell Natalie of his double dealing but their respective duties mean they can't get together before Natalie finds out from gossip monger and hound of Darkness Elise. Perhaps Elise has her eyes set on young Natalie herself? or Mordred the Biggest Boy in Kaldor?
The rumor gossips of Trinsic also tell us that “Natalie, who is slow to trust anyone, is absolutely devastated and has run away forever.” We hope she is well and hasnt taken any too drastic action.
Cal Soulstealer has fallen out with love rat Mordred again and sources close to her say that “ She's rather vulnerable from having Kai bugger off again.” Man mountain Kai - afraid of women - seems to have left in order to find his true calling in life after having a vision of his own mortality.
Mordred and Shelly are apparently fleeing to Gorimdor for a month to escape all the flack they're getting. A Kaldorian told us "A lot of people have daggers drawn for Mordred, even his former popularity cant seem to save him."
So beware the Kaldorian Love Rats More News
On the eve of the Memorial of Jordan Jurrell, Kaldorians marched upon Rogue Town intent upon butchering their former allies, who had helped them by making frequent raids upon the Yewish Militia, whilst being funded for these murderous raids by the supposedly loyalist Trinsic. We can only speculate as to what lead to these events.
However now it is clear to everyone that no one should trust the Kaldorians, who so easily turned and attempted to butcher one of their more numerous allies. Luckily for all concerned the Kaldorians were soundly beaten and chased off by the Brigands, despite inflicting heavy losses upon the criminals.
A letter
To the authors of the Trinsician Morning Poste.
Once again, your reporters decide that mere hate speech against anyone born in Yew is not enough, but that they must resort to hypocrisy. Accusing Yew of producing propaganda for daring to report on a few of our many victories, whilst you slaves of Kaldor gloat tirelessly about every single minor success that you achieve? Surely you jest.
The militia has suffered a few set backs as of late, and we can readily admit to this. It's of no great suprise when much of Brittania stands against a small village militia. However, how about at least trying to maintain a pretense of objectivity by reporting on the times when your side fails?
For example, the most recent incident, where a combined force headed by Kaldor charged into Yew, intent on massacring every Yewian that they could. They were promptly dealt with, and took only a few guardsmen down with them. Feel free to warp the facts in such reports - claim they were only coming to Yew to offer peace, that the militia outnumbered them ten to one, or that they didn't want to hurt any innocents. Pretending that it just didn't happen, however, is pathetic.
As for Trinsicians not accepting clemency - no doubt they fear the consequences of doing so. The Trinsic guard has fully submitted to the Kaldorian racial supremacists, and would no doubt help their masters in 're educating' any parties that wished no harm upon the Yewish. I'm fairly sure, however, that the average worker would prefer to let Yew remove those that constantly assert that they are above Brittanians from their city, and thereby bring peace. But, of course, Trinsic has never cared for the wants and needs of the working classes - only of the rich and privilaged.
Once again, I invite Poste reporters to actually make the journey to Yew and meet those that they regard as sub humans. It may prove enlightening, and help them realise how such supposedly inferiour beings have managed to avoid domination at the hands of a foreign power, unlike Trinsic.
Sineal Walker,
Besieger Corporal of The Guardsmen Militia of Yew.
Tuesday 9th January - 8pm - Trinsic Market Place
A Discussion on the
Virtue of Honour
Know of anything else happening? Let the Poste announce it to all and sundry! Or Monday, or Tuesday!