| I drove to Sands End (or was it Lands End?) somewhere on the coast just north of whitby - it was about 2am after a night club with a few friends shortly after Id past my test.
Having already driven along roadworks knocking the cones over (i wasnt too happy about one lad leaning out the window doing this so came up with the great idea of speeding up to put him off and he kind of smashed his hand doing it), been pulled over by the police with everyone in the car stinking of alcohol but me we got there and ran into the sea (seemed a good idea at the time).
Getting back to the car soaking wet around 3am was when I noticed I no longed had my car keys - took me a while to persuade the rest that I wasn't joking and we then spent about 30 minutes walking up and down a beach in the middle of the night looking for them.
Freezing cold we eventually squeezed into a phone box, and after a while I think one lad actually had a panic attack and picked up the phone and called the police asking for help. I think it was then I phoned my dad and asked him to come get us with a spare set, dont think he was too chuffed having to get up for work in a couple of hours.
Just as he arrived a police car did come, searched the boot then buggered off.
So the short answer is run into the sea with my car keys at 3am. |