| Bert and Ethel lived in the old people's home, and always sat together, with Ethel holding Bert's willy. This carried on for a few months, but one day, Ethel came into the sitting room and found Bert sitting there with Gertie holding his willy instead.
"Oh Bert," she wept, "What's she got that I haven't?"
Bert replied:
"Parkinson's"!!
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