| I ain't talking bout me, but there's this lass I knew an she were 15 and were mad bout this lad, an we was all on our way home frum a dance one evenin an din't he ask her ter go up behind the bushes wiv him. Anyroads, when she come home (we was all stayin in the same house atthe time, it were a summer camp thing) she were dead quiet and wunt say nowt all through supper, and were dead quiet all night an all. An next thing she blurts out "HE DRIBBLES!". We got the rest of the story in the mornin frum his mates. Seeminly he put his tongue down her throat and she werent' expectin it, and she gagged and puked up all over his shoes and jeans. She dint kiss no-one else fer about 2 year! |