Crusty old farmer Michael Eavis, aged 72, has announced that the crowd at Glastonbury this year were too "middle aged" and spoilt the festival. He is changing the way tickets are allocated next year, so that more teenagers can get in.
What a hypocritical old tosser. At £145 plus £5 handling charge, PLUS £4 delivery charge, the so-called middle aged people are the only buggers who can afford to go to wade neck-deep in mud to watch a load of crappy bands and a few good ones.
