1. Straighteners stopped working on Saturday morning.
2. Can't live without them long enough to send them off to get fixed, because I have stupid hair.

3. Buy another pair of straighteners on Saturday afternoon
4. Buy some fuses on Monday, and out of interest, change the fuse in the straighteners' plug.
5. They work perfectly.
6. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!