| Wisdom Teeth So, I had 2 wisdom teeth out today. Which is painful and bleeding and stuff. And once they had finished mauling my upper jaw, I had one mumbled request - Can I keep the teeth?
'No', came the reply.
Why? Because the teeth had blood on them and health and safety forbode me taking them home. Even though they could be washed or anything...
I enquired as to why blood meant I couldn't have them, and apparently, it's dangerous, for example if I had HIV or something.
But it's MY damn blood! It's not like I'm at risk from it. But apparently the blood might get somewhere else and infect someone. If I wanted to do that, I'd just bleed on someone, surely.
I want the damn teeth! |