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Winning Limeric

Things that go bump in the night
can give you a terrible fright
but dont worry or hurry
or scurry or flurry
that would make ye a spooky sight!

By Jern Fretting

The Bone Collector

The Number one Bone Collector is Taggart who got 239 Bones

The Number two Bone Collector is/are Cal and Kai who together collected 367 bones (184 each)

The Number three Bone Collector is Devante who got 146 Bones

A special Reward goes to Devante for getting 5 Skulls

Scary Tale Telling

The Ballad of Murphy the Skinner by Ariss

Hear the ballad of Murphy the Skinner
A horrible monster and terrible sinner
Hear of his crimes and the blood that he shed
How murder was done and how often he fled.

Cal and the Zombies

Well I can tell ye a true story that happened te me... It's not very nice though *grins*

In this Contest no rewards were given, since both tales were equally scary/icky

Some funny riddles
(correct answer is red)

Gwen Irima: What type of dogs do Vampires like Best ?
Taggart: bloodhounds
Devante Stirling: bloodhound ?

Gwen Irima: How does a ghost cry ?
Kaelyn: OooOo?
Devante Stirling: WoOooooO
Athos: boooohoooo?

Gwen Irima: What does a skeleton always say before eating ?
Taggart: will this make me fat?
Taggart: this will go right to my hips?
Kaelyn: hope there are nay bones in this food?
Gwen Irima: ill give a hint
Gwen Irima: Good appetit?
Devante Stirling: Bone Appetit !
Felix Kendall: Bone apetit.

Gwen Irima: What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house ?
Keina: A skeleton key?
Athos:
a skeleton key!

Gwen Irima: Why do vampires need mouth wash ?
Felix Kendall: Because of the victim?
Taggart: because peopel don't wash their necks?
Keina: Because they have bat breath?

Gwen Irima: What kind of streets do zombies like ?
Taggart: dead ends?

Gwen Irima: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman ?
Felix Kendall: Coldblood?
Keina: Frostbite!

Gwen Irima: What was the witch's favorite subject in school ?
Kai: spelling...

Gwen Irima: What did the dead egyptian say when he got lost ?
Taggart: I want my mummy
Cal Soulshadow: I want my mummy?

Gwen Irima: Why didnt the skeleton cross the Road ?
Kai: he was guttless...

Gwen Irima: What do witches put in their hair ?
Devante Stirling: hmm
Keina: *looks blank*
Taggart: bat cream?
Gwen Irima: one that needs thinking
Gwen Irima: ill give a hint
Gwen Irima: It Rhymes with what normal people put in their hair
Cal Soulshadow: shampOooOoooo
Athos: gooo?
Gwen Irima: another clue...
Gwen Irima: What does a witch like to do to people ?
Keina: Put spells on them?
Cal Soulshadow: turn 'em inte frogs?
Gwen Irima: almost...
Keina: Scare them?
Athos: hair scream?
Gwen Irima: aye scare them
Gwen Irima: your close Keina
Devante Stirling: Scare Gel !
Keina: *screws up her face in concentration*
Athos: scare cream?
Keina: scare spray?
Gwen Irima: aye Keina !


Gwen Irima: What kind of music do mummies listen too ?
Devante Stirling: hmmm
Athos: *thinks*
Gwen Irima: The answer is a pun
Devante Stirling: something to do with bandages ?
Gwen Irima: It's not classical, easy listening, or country western...
Felix Kendall: Band aid?
Devante Stirling: Wrap Music

Gwen Irima: How can you tell
Gwen Irima: when a vampire has a cold ?
Devante Stirling: he coughs up blood ?
Cal Soulshadow: Because he's coffin?
Kaelyn: a running tooth?
Gwen Irima: cal had it right
Gwen Irima: because he starts coffin

Cal Soulshadow: What do ghosts like to drink?
Keina: Spirits!
Athos: spirits?

Athos: why did the vampire go to the dentist?
Gwen Irima: to get his teeth done ?
Athos: to improve his bite

Gwen Irima: Why did the headless horseman go into business for himself ?
Taggart: he had the head for it?
Devante Stirling: he had no head for business
Felix Kendall: It was a donkey?
Taggart: he had a head for numbers
Gwen Irima: another word for success ?
Taggart: he couldn't get in over his head?
Gwen Irima: He went into business for himself
Gwen Irima: because he wanted to get a-head in life
Devante Stirling: Gah
Devante Stirling: so close

The End of a Scary Friday the 13th Evening
My thanks to all that attended
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