Winning Limeric
Things that go bump in the night
can give you a terrible fright
but dont worry or hurry
or scurry or flurry
that would make ye a spooky sight!
By Jern Fretting The Bone Collector
The Number one Bone Collector is Taggart who got
239 Bones
The Number two Bone Collector is/are Cal and Kai who together collected
367 bones (184 each)
The Number three Bone Collector is Devante who got
146 Bones
A special Reward goes to Devante for getting
5 Skulls Scary Tale Telling The Ballad of Murphy the Skinner by Ariss
Hear the ballad of Murphy the Skinner
A horrible monster and terrible sinner
Hear of his crimes and the blood that he shed
How murder was done and how often he fled.
Cal and the Zombies
Well I can tell ye a true story that happened te me... It's not very nice though *grins*
In this Contest no rewards were given, since both tales were equally scary/icky Some funny riddles
(correct answer is red)
Gwen Irima: What type of dogs do Vampires like Best ?
Taggart:
bloodhounds
Devante Stirling:
bloodhound ?
Gwen Irima: How does a ghost cry ?
Kaelyn: OooOo?
Devante Stirling: WoOooooO
Athos:
boooohoooo?
Gwen Irima: What does a skeleton always say before eating ?
Taggart: will this make me fat?
Taggart: this will go right to my hips?
Kaelyn: hope there are nay bones in this food?
Gwen Irima: ill give a hint
Gwen Irima: Good appetit?
Devante Stirling:
Bone Appetit !
Felix Kendall:
Bone apetit.
Gwen Irima: What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house ?
Keina:
A skeleton key?
Athos: a skeleton key!
Gwen Irima: Why do vampires need mouth wash ?
Felix Kendall: Because of the victim?
Taggart: because peopel don't wash their necks?
Keina: Because they have
bat breath?
Gwen Irima: What kind of streets do zombies like ?
Taggart:
dead ends?
Gwen Irima: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman ?
Felix Kendall: Coldblood?
Keina:
Frostbite!
Gwen Irima: What was the witch's favorite subject in school ?
Kai:
spelling...
Gwen Irima: What did the dead egyptian say when he got lost ?
Taggart:
I want my mummy
Cal Soulshadow:
I want my mummy?
Gwen Irima: Why didnt the skeleton cross the Road ?
Kai:
he was guttless...
Gwen Irima: What do witches put in their hair ?
Devante Stirling: hmm
Keina: *looks blank*
Taggart: bat cream?
Gwen Irima: one that needs thinking
Gwen Irima: ill give a hint
Gwen Irima: It Rhymes with what normal people put in their hair
Cal Soulshadow: shampOooOoooo
Athos: gooo?
Gwen Irima: another clue...
Gwen Irima: What does a witch like to do to people ?
Keina: Put spells on them?
Cal Soulshadow: turn 'em inte frogs?
Gwen Irima: almost...
Keina: Scare them?
Athos: hair scream?
Gwen Irima: aye scare them
Gwen Irima: your close Keina
Devante Stirling: Scare Gel !
Keina: *screws up her face in concentration*
Athos: scare cream?
Keina:
scare spray?
Gwen Irima: aye Keina !
Gwen Irima: What kind of music do mummies listen too ?
Devante Stirling: hmmm
Athos: *thinks*
Gwen Irima: The answer is a pun
Devante Stirling: something to do with bandages ?
Gwen Irima: It's not classical, easy listening, or country western...
Felix Kendall: Band aid?
Devante Stirling:
Wrap Music
Gwen Irima: How can you tell
Gwen Irima: when a vampire has a cold ?
Devante Stirling: he coughs up blood ?
Cal Soulshadow:
Because he's coffin?
Kaelyn: a running tooth?
Gwen Irima: cal had it right
Gwen Irima: because he starts coffin
Cal Soulshadow: What do ghosts like to drink?
Keina:
Spirits!
Athos:
spirits?
Athos: why did the vampire go to the dentist?
Gwen Irima: to get his teeth done ?
Athos:
to improve his bite
Gwen Irima: Why did the headless horseman go into business for himself ?
Taggart: he had the head for it?
Devante Stirling: he had no head for business
Felix Kendall: It was a donkey?
Taggart: he had a head for numbers
Gwen Irima: another word for success ?
Taggart: he couldn't get in over his head?
Gwen Irima: He went into business for himself
Gwen Irima:
because he wanted to get a-head in life
Devante Stirling: Gah
Devante Stirling: so close
The End of a Scary Friday the 13th Evening
My thanks to all that attended
