I've got a cool gadget that I can use to play one-player games, play games against others, send pictures with a built-in camera, watch film trailers/music videos, watch TV programmes, download and listen to music/radio, look for maps or directions, receive email, use instant messaging (not SMS), buy products, buy cinema/theatre/sports tickets, buy lottery tickets, and do mobile banking, but what's this phone malarky?

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