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Wedding Bells Ring In The North!
Loving Pair Tie The Knot!
A few night’s ago Yew town and the surrounding area rung to the sound of wedding bells with the joining of Radek Wilkes and Cordelia Cade. In a ceremony that had obviously had much effort and preparation put into it, the pair made their vows and exchanged rings in what can only be described as a touching show of love. We at the poste would like to wish you many happy years together!



Criminal Given The Stocks
Trinsic Make A Clear Statement To Brigands!
In the last few days it seems Trinsic has played host to what can only be called a mini crime wave focused on the guard force! Not only was a guard jumped upon by two hooded brigands in a vicious attack, but last eve the same guard was again the target for a would be attacker. But this time the tables were turned and the lone attacker found himself swiftly arrested and locked in the stocks while citizens threw old cabbages at him! Will this group of brigands learn their lesson and stay away from the city? Do the guards enjoy locking people in the stocks? Will they ever get the stink of old cabbage of the wall outside the jail? Only time will tell!




Rumours

Send me in some rumours people! I want gossip!


Letters

To the Editor.

That letter from the un-named Yewman I read with great amusement. Almost brought tears of mirth to my eyes. Noticeable was the fact that it was sent anonymously; obviously he is too gutless to put his name to such drivel. Or maybe he did not want to name himself because he is ashamed. Ashamed of the fact that despite Yewish pontificating, the real ruler of their land is not Klion but his partner, Larynda who just happens to be a Drow!!!

You humans are all hypocrites, say one thing and do another. Now that Magincia lies in ruins…just as I said it would, maybe the Divine Mother will turn her attention on that cesspit called Yew. Who knows, who cares! So brave anonymous male, stick your virtues up that dark hole you defecate from!

Vierna Hun’ett


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Tonight!

The Trinsic Rose Tavern

You enter the tavern and look around.
Behind the bar someone looks up at you and smiles.
This person gestures to you to sit down
and asks you if you want something to drink.

You name your drink and look around.

In the corner a robed man sits with his glass of whine,
on a soft note he speaks with a beautiful lady,
that could easily be a noble princess.
To your left a young couple in love is staring at each other
and to your right you can see elves talking in their own language,
laughing and enjoying themselves.
Surprised you look around some more
and notice an orc and human young woman chatting
about the size of their most prized gem....

It be a wondrous place where everybody is welcome ...
it is the Trinsic Rose Tavern !

Open: Always
Staffed on: Monday and Friday from 1900gmt till 2100gmt
Extra: Wednesday Repair hour from 1900gmt till 2000gmt


Tonight!

The King's Deer Tavern is open for business!

Bring your friends if you have any, which you probably don't... so even more reason to turn up and make some!
08:00 PM to 09:30 PM