Okay, I'm bored, so I'll fill this in
Tadaaah! The hub of genius!
Stuff... hmm...
...Monitors, non-matching - bah!
...Keyboard and mouse that came with the Dell box - wireless ones are still on the other pc at the other end of the room, and I'll have to swap them soon due to repeated wine spillage in Dell keyboard!
...Wine bottle, complete with used wine glass
...Speakers, Creative, cheap
...Laptop, Acer, fail
...iPod on charge
...Headset, Logitech, for when Vent actually works
...CD spindle, pile of random CDs
...Tissues
...Moogle
...Burrito Bob's menu (mine, I didn't steal it from Bob)
...Giant novelty flower
...Microsoft book I'm meant to have read but can't seem to get excited about (I'm hoping to absorb information due to its proximity instead)
...TARDIS moneybox (don't mock!)
...Box of cold/flu tablets, random painkillers
...Nintendo DS
...Webcam, pointing at the wall in case the aliens are watching!
...Ikea desklamp thingy, behind monitor
...Random bits of jewellery I haven't bothered to put away
...Case for the camera I took the pic with just now