[The news as contained in this post you can take as IC knowledge. However any posts it links to are purely OOC information, unless you happen to have a good explanation why you would know about them IC.]
Today's Poste is brought to you by Gretcha Gossip
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Looking for love! Single man in need of affection..
To my surprise my personal mail box had a letter in this morning (not that I don't get letters..)
The contents of which read:
Quote:
Tall, dark and handsome male, with emerald green eyes and a devious smile, seeks woman for good times, friendship and maybe more!
Looks not important.
Age range: 18-40
Must be intellectual, but have a fun side aswell.
Elfs and drow need not apply. |
Now, being a single woman myself I was quite entrigued by this letter, which also turned out to be adressed to the poste office and merely slipped into the wrong box.. I decided to do some research on this gentleman!
I travelled to the mailing address and managed to track him down.
After some discussion, it became apparent this man definately was an very eligible bachelor. So I've decided to help him in his quest to meet a lady.
I know there are many single women out there dying to meet the man of their dreams, and this is their chance.
I won't give away where he is from, or his name, but I will say this; The gentleman seems to be fairly genuine. He is tall, has dark skin, deep emerald eyes. He's in his twenties, has a decent job, and earns a very decent wage. He's also generous with his money (not that it matters.... of course.. )
He's good with animals, well educated.. and definately a catch for any lonely women.
So, if you're interested in meeting this man, please send a letter to me (Gretcha Gossip) and I'll arrange a meeting between you. The evening will be paid for by him and at a place of your choice.
You'll also get your fifteen minutes of fame, as any woman who replies to his advert will not only have the pleasure of a date with him, they'll receive a personal one on one interview with me, Gretcha Gossip.
Again, if you're interested, please send me your contact details.
[OOC:This is supposed to be for some fun, think of it as a blind date. If you want to take part please send a PM to Ye Morning Poste with your contact details, ta!/OOC] ---------------------------
Rumours From an un-named informant
Rumours have been coming in that the drow known as Vierna was spotted yesterday eve hanging around near the mountains between Skara Brae and Yew, (the territory of Brigands of the Fort), along with the Trinsic Rogue
(Tom Blackwood). They seemed to be holding some kind of meeting with that scum Henry Winter, said our informer, though what was actually being said could not be heard. What does this mean? Will there be some kind of new crime wave involving more than one criminal organisation, only time will tell..
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Public Notice
"According to my sources the Citizen's of Cove are being treated poorly by the Army and everyday at least ONE full-family dies of starvation because they failed to pay them for their hard work."
To avoid families dying of starvation I offer food, and cloth (for banages or make clothes to keep them warm during the winter), in great quantities to those who suffer from the current war, whathever be loyalist or rebel I do not care they are all people of Sosaria.
Ravida Very kind of you, mayhaps you could send us a way for them to contact you - G.G ---------------------------
Letters
Our mailbox remains empty, no love letters this week, not even hate mail! Come on readers let us know someone picks up the poste! Tell us anything, any news is new worthy! Who do you have that crush on? Tell someone where to shove it! Anything!
Don't forget we also print advertisements. In need of a cleaner? We'll find one for you! In need of staff, or to advertise a party? Let us know!!
We cannot do this without you!
-Gretcha Gossip
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Adverts Individually made-to-order everyday smithware using metals made to the standards of army and guild regulations
Individual weapons or pieces of armour, bulk orders taken from military units
All are made to exceptional quality and bear my mark
Very reasonable rates
Personally delivered
Orders may be placed by leaving the details in either of the two postboxes at Ye Olde Poste Office, Near Westgate, Trinsic, or personally to Jern Fretting who can be found at The Trinsic Rose 7-8 pm most Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays
Hawks Enterprise
Hawks Enterprises of Nu'Jelm is looking to employ female belly dancers
(Must be human).
10,000 crowns payment per performance
(This is for the group, not the individual)
If interested please contact:
Ghilados Trimess, Vice President on hawk cage number:
345 485 202
(Nu'jelmian heritage is not a necessity, but is preferable) ---------------------------
What's On Tonight: In
Valoria's Sword & Shovel Tavern: An evening filled with music (and drinks!), starting at 19:30 (UK-time)
Tomorrow: Guarding Sprit Tavern! 9PM an evening of drinks, entertainment and more!
OOC: Thank you to all of those contributed and helped with todays issue! You're the best /OOC