Thanks to this little script http://kovaya.com/miscellany/2007/10/insert-coin.html all printers in office now say things like

Ready to Rock
Please Wash Hands
Push My Buttons
I Need a Hug
Kiss Me Quick
BRRRRR Its Cold
Error Code: THYMY
White Cartridge Empty

So far nobody has noticed, I am wondering how far I can go before I get sacked