Captain's log
17th day of the 2nd month
What a bloody day.
Dragged the men to Trinsic in pursuit of the
'Painted Caves' which we only found thanks to a helpful trader directing me to the entrance. Found out that the rebellion have indeed been spotted sodding around in Trinsic garnering support.
Irvyn is also a wytch would you believe it? Yes, actually I would. Nothing surprises me anymore, least of all that Irvyn Middlethorne is something of a deamon summoner extraordinaire.
The final of the Yewish Darts Championships was held with me languishing at the bottom with a pathetic
12 points prior to us beginning. However, I staged something of a shockingly epic comeback scoring five straight wins to find myself tied with Tanya at the climax on
27 points apiece.
This is when it all went rotten, with Tanya desperate to call it a draw.
Apparently every time she won she was greeted with silence and didn't want to have to endure the humiliation of me beating her in front of everyone for the second time that evening. At first I thought she was joking but it quickly became apparent that she was gravely serious.
I hadn't come all this way to draw. It was all or nothing but Tanya was adamant she wanted to tie.
So there am I stood in front of that cursed mongbat, his pointy little teeth grinning up at me in that little malicious bastard grin of his.
Tanya's sat there close to tears looking like this Darts Championship is a matter of life and death.
I know she's found it hard moving here from Trinsic, especially with the anti-Trinsican sentiment that anyone with half a brain can detect but I'm pretty sure that losing yesterday evening wouldn't have been as crushing as she believed.
That said I thought by launching the knife at the wall and consequently losing I was doing her a favour, a demonstration of my affection so to speak.
Evidently not.
We came home, argued and Tanya went off to spew her guts out. I grabbed her and demanded to know why the hell she was doing that nonsense again and was greeted with the statement that
"Maybe it's the only thing I can think of to do that will stop you going off with other women."
So she knows.
What happened after that I won't divulge here as I suspect certain little brats will likely be reading this again but I don't know what the hell's going on now.
- Dart