Hi, we owuld like to know if you can work 10 hours overtime a week?
Me: Erm....are you going to pay me?
Them: Well, no but we will give you a bonus at the end of the 6 week project
Me: Will that actually be less than the standard overtime rates in total?
Them: errr...errrr....we'll get back to you


What sort of fool do they think i am!