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Originally Posted by Cal Soulshadow  Teenage boys are, by definition, slobby.
You have to put your foot down. For instance, "half an hour of vacuuming or no Nintendo for you!" |
Half an hour!?!? I could have done my whole flat by then!! You are mean Cal Soulshadow.
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Originally Posted by Gwyndolyn Quaintly Bastards. Arse. Bottom. Pogo-stick-sucking mothers-of-sealing-wax.
And also damn and feck.
The PERFECTLY good car I was meant to buy tomorrow has been sold this evening. BAD BAD WICKED NAUGHTY EVIL car-salesperson who lulled me into a false sense of security with his reassuraces that "It'd be highly unlikely that someone will walk in this evening and pay cash - so I'll see you Thursday morning!" Could I go down to get it today? No. Why? Because the 5000 quid I was INTENDING to make up the balance won't clear to my account until midnight tonight... so that was why we said Thursday.
Guess what happened? Someone just happened to walk into the dealership, pat my car on the bonnet, smile at the bastarding car-dealer and say
"Here's a big wad of banknotes. Cheers, mate." AND HE SOLD IT TO THEM!
Bastarding bastard son-of-a-motherless-barsteward. Twice. Obviously. |
Bloody Irish and their wads!