[The news as contained in this post you can take as IC knowledge. However any posts it links to are purely OOC information, unless you happen to have a good explanation why you would know about them IC.]
Today's packed edition of Poste is brought to you by Gretcha Gossip
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Kaldorians Kickback!
Rebel sympathisers come out victorious!
As reported last week, the Loyalists of Sosaria made a very fine and noble stand in getting back land that should belong to the King!
After a long and tedious battle they captured the guard tower in Serpants Hold, and gave the Kaldorians a good seeing too aswell. Though in shock news this week, after an attempt to take more of what is theirs, the Kaldorians reminded them that they do infact have
some balls and held onto the docklands.
How long they will manage to keep ahold of them remains to be seen, but hopefully.. the entire of Serpants Hold will be back with it's rightful owner soon!
Long live The King!
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Rumours
Sponge bath Cal to wed? Rumour has it Cal Soulshadow is finally rushing through her divorce.. could this be to do with her toy soldier Kai moving in? Or is there someone else on the horizon? Or are we all mistaken and Mordred has found a woman of his own?
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An Appeal
From a member of the Duchy of Trinsic:
Once in a century, someone emerges who is so evil, has murdered so many innocent people, and has so much blood on his hands that the normal laws, made for normal crimes, are totally inadequate.
Such a person is Iglata Slyannen, a mass murderer, held in prison by the Duchy of Trinsic but who will be released with only a flogging, enabling him to continue to leave a trail of death and suffering. Indeed, he has made it clear this is exactly what he will do!
This is unacceptable. The death penalty is the only punishment that both matches the crimes and that will prevent further mayhem. We who are sworn to the Duchy have to make our voices heard, and demand the setting up of a special Mass-Crimes Tribunal to dispense the only justice that can protect everyone from this lunatic for once and for all.
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Wanted! 
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Letters
Our mailbox remains empty, no love letters this week, not even hate mail! Come on readers let us know someone picks up the poste! Tell us anything, any news is new worthy! Who do you have that crush on? Tell someone where to shove it! Anything!
Don't forget we also print advertisements. In need of a cleaner? We'll find one for you! In need of staff, or to advertise a party? Let us know!!
We cannot do this without you!
-Gretcha Gossip
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Adverts The Yewish Bagball, Two on Two Tournament, 8.30pm Thursday
Observe or compete in the ultimate test in sporting ability - The Yewish Bagball, Two on Two Tournament.
Come along, with a partner, or even find one on the night and compete for the One Million Crown prize.
There are of course prizes for second and third placed teams, as well as the golden boot winner.
Anybody is welcome from the lowliest beginner to the most talented professionals.
(Enemies welcome in disguise, although we won't be too vigilant.)
8.30pm UK Time, Thursday.
Arduin Field, or head to Stonekeep for directions.
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Hear ye, hear ye!
The first Blood Brawl Tournament will be held this coming Thursday {26th} eve in the clearing near the fort. With a prize of 500'000 gold coins to the winner and 250'000 to the runner up! The rules are, there are no rules! Anyone may enter, mages will compete in the same category as warriors and anything goes {within roe}. Gates will be provided from Minoc moongate at 8.00Pm Gmt {you can also contact me beforehand for a rune}.
Everyone is welcome and enemies of the gang will not be attacked while in the gangs lands.
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What's On: Tomorrow:
Open for Business!
Trinsic Rose Tavern!
(The Trinsic Rose) http://www.f4g.net/forum/calendar.ph...2006-10-27&c=2 Saturday:
Open For Business!
The Cats Lair Tavern 8PM
(The Cats Lair Tavern of New Paws) http://www.f4g.net/forum/calendar.ph...2006-10-28&c=2 ---------------------------