Ye Morning Poste

Trinsic Moot!
Day One..
Sent in by A Freelance Reporter

During the first nights festivities Young Erika Twothumb was cornered at her table by
no less than ten Covians including their baron looking to carry her off to marry and
Breed (their very words) with their Baron. Promiseing Riches and power. The Neice of
Baron Kain Twothumb Kept her composure as long as she could. Unfourtunately for the
Coveians Newly Arrived Neice of Vespers own Captain Hanse Davion, Lyonya Davion Came
To Miss Twothumbs rescue and Sorted them out in short order. With a finnal "Bugger off!"
Succeded in a fine display of Vesperian courage and bare honesty.

Overheard talking to The Duke of Trinsic Irvyn Middlethorn, The Baron of Vesper Kain Twothumb
and former Duke Of Trinsic Ikus Middlethorn Comander Jordan Jurrel Stated clearly that
He did not condone The Guardsmen Militia of Yew's Actions. That they acted outside of the
Permission or interests of the Throne.

Ivan The Cook Went around bringing not only Food but good humor to the guests of the Moot With his jokes and levity. One such joke had Miss Erika Twothumb holding her sides in laughter. (A joke of Dwarves nuns and Penguins I hear)

Duke Irvyn, Ikus Middlethorn and Baron Octavious were not the only Men of power at the moot without a lady on their arm. The Baron of Vesper Was wifeless at the festivities. A dissagreement perhaps? An unhappy home? Or could it be as it's been roumored She has been sent off since the invasion? Or maybe even done in! No one knows since she has yet to be seen in as many months.


Trinsic Moot!
Day Two..
Sent in by A Freelance Reporter

Undead activity rises as Erika Twothumb is snatched off her stool and under her booth by What could only be described as a nasty undead hissing thing In the middle of the joust! unbeknownst to the crowd An interveiw at knife point! How Miss Erika Kept her composure in such a situation is beyond this reporter. I had the chance to catch up with her after the events of the eve for the scoop! Here is the news from the brave girl who lived it!

I was sitting there watching the joust minding the booth while Captain Davion was refereeing. All of a sudden a foul smelling hand clasp over my mouth and dragged me under the booth! It put a blade to my throat and told me if i tried anything it would kill me.
It kept calling me flesh bag asking me questions like what were we hear for. I told him it was a moot he asked if it were dangerous. I simply told it it was a gathering. He asked if we were at war and who with why we weren't fighting. Then it said that the guardian required blood. To Feed on or something.
It wanted to eat me! *shudders* I say it comunicate with a hooded figure. It then ordered me to kill a yewian not far away.A girl in green and grey. Stab her in the back it told me. "We'll be watching" it said. It gave me a daggar and dragged me to standing told me again to stab her in the back. It would have succeded no doubt had it grabed on of those honorless wretches but I'll not stab anyone in the back! I'm no assassin! I went as close to her as I could to make it think I would do it I then screamed Hanses name and rushed in the arena. I yelled at them to kill then told em as much in such a short time as i could Undead! I yelled Kill them! They assaulted me! We felled them in short order. Lyonya asked if I was alright and if I was under that table the whole time. Fecking right I was! damn filthy buggers! I can still smells the thing!

Well there you have it folks!
Who is this Guardian that demands blood?
Why the unsuspecting girl in green as a victim? perhaps because she was the closest yewian? or was it something else?
Could it be "The Guardian" has returned?
Was it all planned or just the undead seazeing the oppotunity?

These are only some of the questions that come to mind. This reporter will keep her eyes peeled but her soul safe in the search for the scoop!

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[Lola says: Not again! That Rita; she's always on about deliver this story, don't miss the deadline - and she's gone and diddled the Duchy once more! Your impoverished reporter thinks the Poste - as a public service - should be a free service; and live tax free. What do you think? Is someone going to by the Poste out of its destintution? Or are we going to have to become the Duchy Sponsored Organ of News?]

upon reading this, I offer to pay your fees. I ask nothing in return and do not even ask a mention for it in the newspaper as I am not interested in such things. (unless you HAVE to tell kaelyn where those money comes from, then I'll understand).
I am a scholar and it is in my interest that free flow of information runs trought britannia information that isn't aligned with any political parties, whathever it be loyalist, rebel, or even the royal britannian guard.
I will ensure, if you let me, that your newspaper remains free from all influences to ensure your freedom of speech and the right for every citizen of sosaria for informations that aren't polluted by civil war propaganda.
-Ravida

Very kind of you Ravida, I will leave this letter ontop of the pile at the office so the other writers may see and make an informed decision. Thank you again - Gretch Gossip



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Trinsic Moot!
Day Three of the Trinsic Moot - (Trinsic)
Questions and answers evening! With refreshments served, compliments of The Trinsic Rose


OOC: Thank you to all of those contributed and helped with todays issue! You're the best /OOC