Why is there a light in the fridge and not the freezer?

Why does bungle bear wear pyjamas to bed, and yet during the day he is naked?

Why is captain birdseye on a ship full of children?

1.) Change the bulb, muppet. Mine has a light in it.
2.) He's a perv.
3.) See #2

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oh lar de dar with your big posh freezer with a light in it

Yes I'm a freezer snob. Only the best will do for my frozen pizza!

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and i bet it's no 'supermarket own brand' pizza neither.

some of that upmarket goodfellas shit eh?

Grandiosa Lørdagspizza actually. With dip! (sour cream not included).

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well roll out the red carpet

1 to stop the paedophile stealing your milk
2 because hes a paedophile
3 see 2

why do you keep your milk in the freezer?

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cause the paedophille always found it in the fridge what with the pesky light for easy viewing

1) Because people spend longer looking in the fridge
2) Same reason why Donald Duck has a towel around his waist after a shower yet spends the rest of the time naked from the waist down.
3) Because the character was conceived during a time of greater innocence, when old men with beards reminded people of grandads and Father Christmas, not paedophiles.
(Although I understand the new Captain Birdseye is a studly young man?)

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and the award for the correct answers goes to cal.

Why thankyou, I'd like to express my heartfelt thanks to all those who have supported me over the years including my parents, my friends, my... *several hours later* ...and Stan the PC repair man.
*looks around*
Wait, where did everyone go?

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I'm still here. I'm just on another plane of existance at the moment.

long story...

anyway. do carry on

1. Thats just not logical to have one in the freezer.
2. He doesn't want Zippy catching his short and curlies in the night
&
3. Cos he's a dirty old man with nothing better to do.

K?