What would it be called? And who would live there? And what sort of quests would these people give out?

Or would it more likely be a town or village

No reason at all to ask *coughs* just urm interested to know

It would be called Ozle town.

Most people living in it would be single men obsessed with computers,game boys and women with large cleavages. There would be quests to attain certain computer parts to build a super computer.

It would be a little like Sin City. Fast cars, fast women..... or maybe just computer addicts researching that great super computer....

Shocking suggestion!

Ozlesville , there would be a bloke in charge with a massive Ego, a selfstyled King (With delusions of Godhood) who would hand out wierd quests to people, just to make them do stupid things or to prove themselves

Everybody else would ignore him though and carry on thier normal lives

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Oh and it would be an ex city thats fallen on hard times, with a big deserted section that nobody really uses anymore

So now just really a small town that holds occaisional big events

It would be twinned with another city that it completely diserted (And can be used by Ozle to send subjects to do quests in, often to cause mischeif to the few remaining ghosts still lurking)

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What the hell... I'm bored


Welcome to Ozle Springs, Population: around 20 (50ish if you count the schizos and their alter-egos). Over the past few years, the city has been nuked twice, and rebuilt, it's citizens getting weirder each time. At one point it was also occupied by neighbouring Shaksville, but once Mayor Ozle had slept off his hangover the Shakites were quickly thrown out.

Questlog

[58+] Petty Vendetta

Michael Schumacher slain: (0/1)
Suggested players: 3

[60] Pubsville Beer Run

Can of Stella (3/745)

[55] Report to Sergeant Davey

Arse! (completed)

[18+] Drunken Spam Frenzy

Unintelligible one-liners posted: (3/99)

[56] Troll Menace

Forum troll slain: (0/5)

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Any weapons sold in the town would have much larger min-max values than elsewhere, to add a bit of randomness

e.g. Normal Knife does 5 damage
Ozleworks Knife does 2 - 9 damage

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Also the bloke in charge would give out weird titles at random to the citizens.

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