You wake up in a vote filled with Nazi Gold and stolen art

Theres an air vent in the ceiling but far out of jumping reach.

You know the vault is in a castle on a hill overlooking a small Austrian village.

Other things inside the vault are:

a 2 by 4
A yellow tracksuit
A very large bag of salt
A spanish to French phrasebook
A casio keyboard


The Alarm goes off and you know its only 3 minutes till at least one (possibly two) secuirty guards oepn the door.

How do you get out of the country?

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Damnit are you stealing quests from my top secret game!

not a quest, this actually happened to me this bank holiday weekend

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Seen the movie The Game with Michael Douglas and Sean Penn? It was a quest, just wait for whats install next weekend!

I cast fireball on the darkness!

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put on the tracksuit, place the 2 by 4 over the keyboard using it as a pivot, stand on one end of the 2 by 4, drop the bag of salt on the other end vaulting me to the vent high above.

Smack the guards with the keyboard as they come in, stash all the gold and art in the 2 by 4 and drive off merrily!

If all else fails, top yourself with the salt!

Arr?

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I do believe your getting confused with a 4by4 which is a vehicle, and a 2 by 4, which is a lump of wood....

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I sit down by the keyboard and play "I'm all outta' love" until the guards are crying, hang them a gold bar each and skidaddle out.

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..sometimes it's Vince, too.

Wait for the guards to come

Beat them fucking senseless with the 2x4

Take their stuff

Leave.

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Aisha: "Where do you find these girls!?"

Well then I would use the wood as a sledge?

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Put on the yellow tracksuit and a bunch of the gold jewelry, pull out my trustee cigar from my pocket and ready myself to offer the guards anything they wish as Jimmy Savile. Then fruck them up with the 2 by 4.

1. Empty salt out of bag and replace with Nazi gold.
2. Set keyboard to auto play and put it in the corner farthest from the door.
3. Stand next to the door.
4. Wait for door to open. If guards are sufficiently distracted by the keyboard, sneak out with gold. If not, hit them upside the head with the 2x4, then steal the uniform closest to own size and sneak out.

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- wait
- "Time passes."
- "Gandalf appears and goes East."
- follow Gandalf
- "Gandalf is not here."
- east
- "You cannot go East."
- berate Thorin
- "You attempt to berate Thorin."

Thankyou Melbourne House for many, many frustrating hours.