So, I had 2 wisdom teeth out today. Which is painful and bleeding and stuff. And once they had finished mauling my upper jaw, I had one mumbled request - Can I keep the teeth?

'No', came the reply.

Why? Because the teeth had blood on them and health and safety forbode me taking them home. Even though they could be washed or anything...

I enquired as to why blood meant I couldn't have them, and apparently, it's dangerous, for example if I had HIV or something.

But it's MY damn blood! It's not like I'm at risk from it. But apparently the blood might get somewhere else and infect someone. If I wanted to do that, I'd just bleed on someone, surely.

I want the damn teeth!

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Aisha: "Where do you find these girls!?"

They will most probably use them in transplants which is why they won't let you have them. Hell they give kiddies their milk teeth for the tooth fairy! Why does it stop when you become an adult? Tis a conspiracy I say!

aye they wouldnt let us keep Azias spare toes when they took em off either

Why do you want the damn teeth is the best question here...

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Make a necklace obviously, retard.

People these days.

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Aisha: "Where do you find these girls!?"

hmmm a trophy I guess. Something to talk about at family do's. Whip out the pickled appendix and wisdom teeth. Oh and let us not forget the tonsils.

You dont have to be ashamed you still put them under your pillow for the tooth fairy. lots of grown up do its. Well I say lots, probably slightly more than use them for necklace

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..spare toes?

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..sometimes it's Vince, too.

Paranoia is apparently in these days. I got to keep mine when I had them out, and they had to be surgically removed (not enough room for them to come out properly). My mom had like a cup full of gallstones removed (along with her gallbladder), and got to keep the stones too (creepy looking things). If I ever have to go through and appendectomy I want to keep the appendix! In a jar, on my desk.

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I've still got all my son's baby teeth in my make up bag, for some reason. That's where the tooth fairy dumped them all those years ago.

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