Sally Buttons

I've had a great idea for a new reality show. We collect a bunch of (alleged) celebs and put them on a desert island with very few resources, and erm....leave them there for ever! Who's on your list?

Beyonce, so she won't inflict any more of her terminally dull songs on the world.
Eric Bristow, no particular reason; I've just had a totally irrational hatred of him since he first appeared in all his lardy horribleness on the telly, years ago.
Girls Aloud, Westlife, and all other manufactured groups
All Saints, they were crap the first time round, so why would we want them back?
Richard Ashcroft, see All Saints
Sophie Anderton, whiny bitch with issues that can't be solved by appearing on one reality show after another
All Big Brother contestants who think that they are something special because they made a git of themselves on the telly. Jade Goody being the main offender.
Gillian McKeith, ("oh dear, your poo smells awful". It's SHIT, what do you expect it to smell like???)

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angels_and_daemons

Can it be Celebrity Minefield Island? With lots of predators too, thinks like lions big deadly poisonous snakes etc?

Then add to your list

Coldplay, Travis, Dragonforce, the executives at the sci-fi channel who love so much to cancel tv shows, the current government, and that annoying Kerry person on the iceland adverts

Aeribian IV

Don't you dare touch Girls Aloud!

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Cal Soulshadow

Celebrity Battle Royale (like the movie)!

Let's see...

Kerry Katona (I'd not idea that the annoying woman in the Iceland ad was the girl from forgotten girlband, Atomic Kitten until I saw her on one of those horrible Z-lister magazines as I queued up to pay for my shopping. She looks like a young Julie Walters and sounds like a moron).

Abigail Clancy (ambitious but talentless WAG/glamour model with THE most ghastly Liverpool accent).

Noel and Liam Gallagaher. OK they're not quite Z list, but I'd like them wiped off the face of the planet, please.

Sophie Anderton. Wah wah wah I'm bi-polar so it's OK if I cry ALL THE BLOODY TIME. No it's not, bitch. Die.

Anna Kournikova. Famous for being blonde because her tennis sucked. Not even that pretty.

Paris Hilton. Nuff said.

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cherry

intriguing idea sally...........oh so many spring to mind its hard to narrow it down.

but i think top of my list would have to be Tony Robinson who leaps about on Time Team pretending to be an archaeologist *grrrrrrrr *
he has done more harm for archaeology - and the whole programme - than any other single factor. In fact dump the entire crew of Time Team on it (well except my mate Jim who also went on to Extreme Archaeology - another prgramme whose entire team can be dumped on the island.....)

in fact let me just push Tony Robinson into a deep pit on the island and let hime excavate his way out of it

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Sally Buttons

Aww, not Baldrick!!

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cherry

oh yes definately ! well thats if an archaeologist with a flaying mattock doesnt get him first *grins*

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Cen Brennah

Opra Winfrey, dunno what it is about her she just gets my goat.

athos

if Oprah Winfrey is in there, there ought to be room for Ricki Lake, Jerry Springer and all the others of that ilk - they can fight it out between them for " i had the most extreme topic on my show"

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Cal Soulshadow

You're missing Geraldo, Trisha and Tyra!

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athos

ddin't they come under "others of that ilk"? (and I heard of Trisha but haven't got a clue about Geraldo and Tyra ... got a feeling I should be glad of that though)

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Cal Soulshadow

Geraldo (pronounced Haraldo) is an American show, and Tyra is supermodel Tyra Banks' show. One of her shows was about being overweight, and she put on a fat suit to make her look 300lbs and went on some blind dates. All the guys were very dismissive of her. Should have seen their faces when they realised they'd blown a date with a Victoria's Secret model...

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Aisha

Women are scary...