Return of the Grumpy Old (and young) Women (and blokes if they want) Thread!

[Cen Brennah]

Everybody every where is talking about babies. I keep getting sent scans and the pictures of things that quite frankly look like grainy peanuts. I couldn't give a monkeys about thier procreation processes, how many times they(or thier wives) have been sick and the like. And I have another bloody cold.... Ok. I'm fine now.

[Cal Soulshadow]

Yeah, there's nothing more boring than a baby bore (no offence to Anorah - I'm thrilled you're happy!) to a woman who has no interest in procreating.

Needless to say, my abdomen will remain taut, lean and undistended, and I will have that six pack by the time I turn 40.

[Meiko]

Or when you'd happily have another but your bloke has decided no cause at 38 he thinks he's getting too old for one.

Today I'm annoyed cause my son has pulled the handle off the PVC front door, (it was loose but with careful handling you could still use it), the door was my gran's which my bf spent ages fitting for me. Now the stupid thing has snapped off just 6 days before I go away. I do have an inner wooden door but it'd of made my post more secure till my mum collects it for me.

[Ebony&Markus]

I woke up with pains like contractions (should not have eaten that creamy sauce last night) this morning at 4.30 am and now I feel like utter tripe.

[Lenore]

woke up every hour due to my SPD have got myself an exercise ball to help with the pains but that just makes it worse

[Ebony&Markus]

argh nasty. I had that with my son, it was so bad I slept through the first half of labour as I had got used to the pain, and only woke up when my waters broke!!!!!!

[Paladis]

Yet another bill for the car...she's buggered the waterpump and decided 'it will get me that last 5 miles home' and likely screwed up the engine block.

So..if ye car ever breaks in anyway engine wise and the temperature guage suddenly hits the wee red mark ffs stop and telephone someone to come and pick ye up...far cheaper...or maybe join the AA or something (something else she forgot to renew *mutters*)

[Lenore]

People coming up to me constantly and i mean the same people doing it two or three times a day saying oh look how big you are now or how long have you got left or my thats low isnt it and everytime i say 6 weeks left they all wince grr 6 more bloody weeks of this but hes staying in there ive got at worlds end to watch on 25th may and i aint missing it

[Sally Buttons]

AAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I've just sat and taken ages to complete an online application for a new credit card and had to open the terms and conditions in another tab to print them. What did I do then? Only closed the bloody sodding buggering tab with the application on it!!!!!!!
I hate tabs, I want separate windows back, how do I do it??

[Cal Soulshadow]

Tabs ftw! I was like you, Sally, and used to use IE (before it had tabs) and then switched to Crazybrowser a few years ago. Now individual windows really irritate the f*** out of me.

[Anorah]

Ive been ill for like, 2 and 1/2 weeks straight.

First week was my gallbladder, and that landed me in the hospital for 4 days. Then on the day I got released, I walked in the door, and practically fell ill flu wise near instantly! Im still all stuffed up and coughy My main OBGYN is a complete arse, and assumed I was over reacting or something, and ignored the fact that my gallbladder had decided to release a stone that got lodged in a bile duct, so for 4 days I stayed home basically bedbound and in severe pain. I went to the hospital right off the back on the saturday, they called her, and they treated it like it was acid reflux :S no testing whatsoever. I called on Monday to make an appt, and they wanted me in on thursday.... Called again on tuesday, another doctor in my doctors office got my information, had me come in that day, and within 2 hours I was admitted to the hospital as my bloodwork was all out of wack and my liver function was pretty much going downwards quickly. Yay for doctors. Every doctor in my doctors office (4 in all) except for my primary came in to see me at some point. Each has an "on call" day at the hospital, and on hers, she was no where to be found.

Otherwise..

My roof leaks, and my lease is up end of May... I want to move so badly, Im gonna have to find a way to get it done, being as money isnt exactly available atm..

Grrr!

And I still cant pick out a girls name and my mum is in a panic waiting for me to decide on one.

[Lenore]

you have plenty of time left to pick a name out dont worry and you might change your mind when you meet little one. We dont have a name yet either

I spent the night in hospital with contractions that came to nothing im still getting them now but as nothing is progressing they let me come home which is good as the hospital was filthy seriously there were ants in my room and everything was gross.

[Lenore]

Another poxy day of contractions and still no baby

[Sally Buttons]

Those dirty bastards from the flat upstairs, who were throwing their lit fag ends out of the windows onto my car, were at it again last night.
They had a party that started early and went on half the night, but I'm not bothered about parties. BUT........the ground all around my car this morning is absolutely disgusting. They have been chucking fags out again and some arse has tipped several hundred cocktail sticks out there as well.
What is the bloody matter with these people?? We thought they were tenants who had been told not to smoke in the flat, but I found out today that they own the place. Why do some people like living like pigs?

[Meiko]

My Gran had a severe heartattack after having anesthetic, she's slowly recovering but been told her heart is weakened and if she has another heart attack they won't revive her. Managed to go and see her at hospital today in intensive care, just hope she'll pull through alright.