Return of the Grumpy Old (and young) Women (and blokes if they want) Thread!

[Ebony&Markus]

My washing machine went rusty and broke!!! GAH!

[Isabella Coffyn]

fecking men! I take the day off uni/work on friday to look after me bf that was only ill til it was too late to go to work, and managed to go to the pub after... Now im ill yesterday, and i dont even get a hug, he cant get off his lazy fecking arse to look after me when im ill... Told him to get fecked and spent more of last night sulking - brilliant when i have my first exam today and havent actually slept! Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhh i HATE men at the moment

[Ebony&Markus]

I have had gastroentiritus for 3 days running! Really nasty running to the toilet and my stomach hurts like hell. I have lost 4 pounds from not being able to eat!

[Pierre Vikor]

Try and eat boiled rice and brown bread with no marg. Also avoid milk and just drink water.

[Sally Buttons]

My bloody car is broken! The clutch has gone and it's going to cost a load of sodding money to fix it

[Lenore]

still frigging waiting for baby to come out am tired and achey and fed up

[Cen Brennah]

Thats the thing with babies, they tend to ignore everyone elses schedules.

[Sally Buttons]

Crappy crappy day today. First I had a minor scrape in my car on the way to work, then got a complaint from a disgruntled service user's relative; then went to the hospital and had to have a mammogram done twice, because it wasn't clear enough the first time (yaaaaaargh!), and then to cap it all, I went flying in our work car park, after skidding on a piece of brick that some shitty local scumbags had thrown earlier. Now I have a grazed knee, a twisted ankle, and my right hand is killing me, as I took the skin off it and landed heavily. Now I can hardly walk, and can't grip or pick up anything.

[Sally Buttons]

Grrrrr, nearly five hours spent in Casualty today and didn't even get X-rayed!

[Sally Buttons]

I HATE that sodding song by Rianna about her bloody umb-er-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh; it's driving me nuts. I wish someone would shove the damned umbrella up her arse and shut her up!

[Cal Soulshadow]

Ha ha! First time I heard I wondered if she was Candian. Umberella eh?

[Sally Buttons]

I can't decide who I hate most: her or that screeching twat Mika.

[Cal Soulshadow]

I'd take both of them over that whiny fecktard Neo or Nio or whatever his name is. His music makes me want to kill myself.

[Sally Buttons]

Is that any relation to the awful Akon?

[Cal Soulshadow]

Oh it is Akon I'm thinking of. Neyo's another one of those whiny dudes. But yeah, I f***ing hate Akon. Argh!