Return of the Grumpy Old (and young) Women (and blokes if they want) Thread!

[Sally Buttons]

Why have I got the slobbiest git in the world for a son???

[Paladis]

The title of Grumpy old git belongs to me...the rest are mere pretenders to my title!

[Snubson]

Hush ya gimp!

[Sally Buttons]

You should feel right at home here then, Pala. You can be grumpy and get in touch with your feminine side at the same time!

[Paladis]

missus is away for the weekend so no feminine side to get intouch with at the mo.

[Cal Soulshadow]

Teenage boys are, by definition, slobby.
You have to put your foot down. For instance, "half an hour of vacuuming or no Nintendo for you!"

[athos]

i'm sure cal would have inventive uses for soap to clean the slobs up!

[Meiko]

My son is fairly untidy too, I have to constantly tell him to clean things up, put his rubbish out and such. Although my place isn't exactly the tidyest as I tend not to like doing housework all the time, often because what I do is soon outdone by him.

[Sara Bretworth]

grrrr! why are all my online timetables wrong!!! i got up at bloody 06:00 to get the bus at 07:30.... then get a fone call saying the time table is wrong and i dont start til 10!!!! hrmpt could have stayed in bed!! *stomps off for a shower*

[Snubson]

Originally Posted by sara bretworth

grrrr! why are all my online timetables wrong!!! i got up at bloody 06:00 to get the bus at 07:30.... then get a fone call saying the time table is wrong and i dont start til 10!!!! hrmpt could have stayed in bed!! *stomps off for a shower*

Ahem


AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[Sally Buttons]

I hate timewasters!!!
I'm selling my small chest freezer for £20, a very reasonable price considering they are nearly £90 in the shops. I put it on the intranet at work and a girl rang to say her brother was interested, so I put off the other two people who had asked about it and waited for him to turn up at 6pm on Thursday. He never showed and then rang to say something had come up, so I gave him the benefit of the doubt and said he could come today to see it.
He's just been, and I'm so peed off, I feel like ramming the damn thing up his bum sideways. I had clearly said in the ad that it was about the size of a washing machine. Now I don't know what sort of huge washing machine this arsehole has, but he said it was smaller than he had expected. Anyway then he asked me again how much I wanted for it so I said £20. The cheeky sod then unplugged it and started hauling it out of the room, saying "Well I'll take it but I'll give you fifteen quid for it", as if he was doing me a big favour; so I said "sorry no, I want twenty". He just assumed that I'd be so grateful for him to take it that I'd take a cut in an already low price. Needless to say, his nose was just a tiny bit out of joint!
Bloody timewasting git, grrrrrrrr!!!

[Sally Buttons]

I've just burnt the tip of my finger on a baking tray and there's a blister there now, owwww!!

[Paladis]

The key word would've been 'small'....obviously this guy has no comprehension of small or sizes so is likely to also feel well endowed even though he has a small dick..

[Sally Buttons]

Well he can take his teeny weeny willy and bog off because a nice lady coughed up the twenty notes for the freezer just now and thought it was a bargain!

[Cal Soulshadow]

I just got home from my holiday and found my fridge has died. It's one of those the work surfaces were built around so fark knows how I'll get it out. I've ordered a new one but bloody hell.