Meiko

"No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

"It took us nine hours to fly to Jamaica from England - it only took the Americans three hours."

" my fiance and I booked a twin-bedded room and we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room we booked."

" We found the sand was not like then sand in your brochure. Your broucher shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

"We had to queue outside with no air-conditioning."

And finally a holidaymaker in Spain. "There were too many Spanish people. The receptionist spoke Spanish. The food was Spanish. Too many foriegners."

GoodyTwoShoes

Ha ha, my favourite is the Spanish people in Spain. Shock horror!

Wesley

Mines the Jamaican one! lol the dumb gits.

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