Elanos

Heresy

Ok its wrong, but I lol'ed. Its SOOO wrong, but I did lol.

Maybe I'm just wierd for a female but I don't WANT you shopping with me when I buy shoes. I don't NEED you to go with me to (er..I don't go to crafts fairs but yeah, whatever my equivalent is).....I DO, however, expect you to pick up your own fucking socks. However, doing so will not get me horny, ok? So do it for some other reason..like..I dunno..like they should be PICKED UP?

However if you want to bring over some flowers, that's cool.

So this got me to thinking - what IS my version of this? Well the sexiest thing to me is a guy with the right kind of brain but barring a good image to capture that I went for something more visual.

Had to think about this for awhile then finally remembered 2 images I think are sexy.

One - Marlon Brando. *respectful silence* If you have NEVER seen "A Streetcar Named Desire" then you just..do not understand. There's something that this man had that was just..essentially..male. And for some of us females, we really rather you stay MALE, thank you, we can shop without you.



Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. He's hot...but ONLY as Wolverine. He has to be Wolverine or the effect is utterly lost. I repeat, this isn't about Hugh Jackman, I think I have a Wolverine fetish. For some reason tho, this doesn't apply to Edward Scissorhands. ONLY to Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. If er...I haven't made that clear.


And yeah..I know. I need help.

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I had to post this, on behalf of every other female who is burnt out on the idea that we want you, secretly, to be a woman.

Cause I gotta tell ya? I don't. And I bet I'm not the only one.

(Small tip tho? Stop farting as if its somehow a blessing upon the house. Seriously - sort it.)

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Atare

If only more women were as informative as Heresy! Now I know exactly what to do in order to win the favor of the opposite sex!

*gets fanboy Wolverine costume and goes*

Don' get close ter me darlin' fer I be man an' beast!

*fails utterly*

But aye. Let men be men and women be women. All one really has to do is recognize our differences, not go all androgyny...at least...not yet. Who knows where the future leads...

Elanos

Men can be men, and women can be women.

Just let me be me.