| Why men die first.
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WHY MEN DIE FIRST
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...but, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male
chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy *** and find
something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive b.astard.
If you make a decision without consulting her.....you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you....she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy..... that's domination.
If she asks you......it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't.....you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape.....you're sexist.
If you don't....you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape......you're vain.
If you don't......you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.....you're after something.
If you don't.......you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements.....you're full of yourself.
If you don't......you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache......she's tired.
If you have a headache.....you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often......you're oversexed.
If you don't......there must be someone else.
MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!
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