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Old 13-12-07, 06:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sent by a coworker back in the USA:


Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with our neighbor making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs.. Sheila XXXXXX


Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

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Old 13-12-07, 06:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Did she forget to refill gas?
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Stewan, being a woman she probably filled up with water instead of petrol or diesel.
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Stewan, being a woman she probably filled up with water instead of petrol or diesel.
No no, thats wrong, being a woman, if it was a petrol engine..she'll have filled with diesel, or vice versa *nodnod*
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No no, thats wrong, being a woman, if it was a petrol engine..she'll have filled with diesel, or vice versa *nodnod*

... hmmm, I've done that
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... hmmm, I've done that
AND your so a woman =P
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