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Right gang this beh yer hunt report journal.
The senior gang member present selects one from the group ter write it. Make sure it says who was there, where the hunt took place. Try ter draw a few pictures and a short explanation of what happened.

Mugwort

I was on meh roof tending ter meh plants, when a pidgeon arrived with a message from the Boss himself. He requested my attendence on a hunt (I use the word request because it sounds nicer then demanded) so I immediately dropped everything and got meh self ter the fort. On arrival I noticed that Anubis who I met the previous night and Capt'n Talia where there. After around of greetings the boss got ter the point of the hunt. Meh being new could not believe meh ears, we were ter go and take some gold from the cyclops, but not just any cyclops it had ter be from the cyclops in there own valley. So resigned ter the fact that my life might be a short one we preceeded ter



Cyclops Valley. On arrival Anubis announced that she must go, that she had something ter do (I wish i'd thought of that, I think she was frightened) so we were down ter 3. Before we began the hunt meh being new and all the boss kindly give me a lecture about having a weapon on hand in case of battle and then we began The boss was in the lead, followed by the Capt'n and I was in the rear and I bet yer can guess who got mobbed by a cyclop, that right me (I think the Capt'n out ter get meh, because i am prettier then her). After a timely rescue from the boss, I got up and dusted meh self down and proceeded onwards.

After and hour or two I can't be certain fer I lost track of time of fighting cyclops and relieving them of their gold, we finally came ter a sandy clearing. The clearing had tree in the centre and some scorpions which we quickly despatched, the Capt'n suggested we should take a rest (I noticed she does that a lot, I think she not as young as she claims ter be). Meh being new and all approached the innocent looking tree to sit against it, before the boss could shout a warning I was hit by a branch, I fell ter the floor (I seem ter do that a lot these days) and the strange tree cast a spell at meh and poisoned meh, it was very painful and I had sand in meh hair.



After a couple of hours of pain and misery and wishing I was Anubis, I finally started to feel well enough ter go on. The Boss told us ter spread out and look around but not ter go far, and I had no intention of straying far, knowing meh luck I probably get mobbed by one of those trees (I think my luck deserted meh the moment I left meh home).


We searched the area but only found a few scorpions, a couple of travellers looking tired, so we decided to aid them by relieving them of their gold thus making the weight they have ter carry lighter who says brigands aren't helpful, we carried on searching fer more Monsters and travellers to rob, I mean help, along the way we discovered a lizardman, it took one look at the Capt'n and died, then I realised it had help dying from the boss, curiously I touched it skin and liked the feel so I slit it open and peeled it skin of maybe our tailor can make nice armour from it, we left the remains fer the insect and birds.

It wasn't long before we came across an unusual sight, we saw some Wyverns frozen in the sea the boss thinks maybe someone cast a spell on them and left them there, how cruel can you get.

Fer hours we scouted the area searching fer monsters and travellers and relieving them of there burdens. It was getting dark and we decided ter head back ter the fort. From their I headed home ter clean the mess when I dropped everything ter come ter the Fort and ter wash meh hair and ter sleep.

Signed
Celeste

Mugwort

As I sit here writing this report, armour scortched, meh body full of cuts,bruises and burns. I sit with 10 empty ale bottles on the table in front of meh, I wish it be known that I am writing this report under duress, fer the Capt'n is a harsh bitter twisted hag, I mean she a young, beautiful, generous elf (oh who am I trying to kid, forget all the last bit and stick with hag). There I was preparing ter get ter a healer and then of ter bed, when the Capt'n said and I quote "yer day is not over yet lass, yer ter write a report on todays hunt" of course I protested who wouldn't being tired and all, but would the hag cut meh some slack, anyway the report.

What can I say meh day started out good, nice warm weather, birds singing in the trees, while it was nice weather I thought I do some washing. While I was hanging my clothes on a nearby tree a pidgeon flew overhead (Boss could pease send a runner and not a pidgeon, I had ter rewash a couple of clothes). Picking up a glass of ale I made meh way ter the roof. Placing the glass of ale on the floor I took the message and why the pidgeon drank from te glass I read it. Another hunt with lots of gold ter be had. Remembering the previous hunt, I placed an answering message on the pidgeon and sent it back.

I went ter moonglow as instructed on the message. I Was the first one there meh being a good thug and desperate fer promotion (and I got it to). The Others arrived one by one. You boss was the first as yer know, followed by Anubis and then the Capt'n about an our later (I tell yer boss I am sure she is older then she claims, she is always last)

What followed my mind beh a bit sketchy so if i missed anything out boss don't blame me. blame the Capt'n. From what I can remember of the events that followed is when we were all there you told us where the gold is and who as it, in order fer us ter take the gold all we need ter do is march into that black portal and battle the things that has it. When you explained it boss it sounded so easy.

So I stepped through the black portal and was hit by a fire bolt, on fire and running fer meh very life, in a great deal of pain, being persued by a big figure in a black robe, I was struck by lightning, teeth chattering, my hair stuck up straight with smoke coming out of it I carried on running. Not knowing what happened to you or the others boss. I ran and ran until i came ter a dead end. I thought meh time as finally come and meh being young and beautiful. I turned ter face him and said "I only wanted yer gold, I would of said please" and it replied "oh in that case here" and give meh its gold (just kidding boss, I am drunk 10 bottles of ale will do that ter yeh). I turned teh face him my war fork in one and and my shield in my other and i shouted "COME ON THEN, I AM READY FER YER". I was hit by an energy bolt and everything went dark.

I awoke back in moonglow, not knowing how I got there. I do know my gold was missing, I think the thing mugged meh and robbed meh (yeh can go and deal with it fer meh boss if yer like). I limped out of the tent and found you three.

The capt'n then had inspiritional idea (I tell yer boss she out ter get meh) that we go to a place she knows where the creatures have lots of gold. and so we preceeded ter a cave full of Ice. Having lost my boots in the black portal back in moonglow, I quickly got frostbite. But like a good thug desperate fer promotion I gritted meh teeth and cursed the Capt'n under meh breath and followed you deeper inter the cave over the bridge and ther before my very eyes was a man made of ice and just behind him was a big ice snake, a couple of frost trolls, a pack of ogrelords and ogre and they were all heading our way. I have ter be honest and say my first instinct was ter run and I did. I ran the other way and came face ter face with some ogrelords made of ice. Deciding not ter abandon meh fellow brigand after all I turned back and rejoined yer. After ours of chipping away at the ice creature we decided ter go fer some ale.

On our way ter get some ale we passed a place you call stronghold. The capt'n suggested we throw rocks at the window (why I don't know, she thinks differently from the rest of us, old age I suppose). yer rock Boss broke the windows and a swarm of little men came out, just like a swarm of bees in skirts, they demanded us ter pay fer the window, we decided not to, we ran, they chased (how many times does a female have ter be chase in one day. If there was a record I would win it).

Ter cut long report short, I gained another bruise ter match the others. It was at the end of the day when we were ready ter go home ter our beds (well some of us anyway) that I found out that the whole moonglow thing was the Capt'ns idea (remind meh ter thank her boss, maybe i'll buy her a snake or something).

And thus I come ter the beginning of the report.

Signed
Celeste

P.S I did get a promotion I am no longer a Thug now I am a Bandit, thanks boss, any chance of another promotion. maybe something like most feared.

P.P.S Sorry there are no pictures ter go with this report, but my mind was occupied and i just couldn't find the time ter set up my easel and paint.

P.P.P.S could yer please excuse meh spellings. you try spell with 10 bottle of ale down yer.