Van Cocidius

And you're suspended from any future trips to Hogsmade until further notice. Suck on that biooooooooooooootch!

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Ta'Samsca'Rial

Scary.

Now face the wrath of the arcane.

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Van Cocidius

Harsh.

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Kiran VTC

Hogsmeade btw...

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Van Cocidius

My bad. I say how it sounds.

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Ta'Samsca'Rial

Did anyone see a kebab shop in their town? Eh?

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Van Cocidius

No, let's go open one. Bet business would be booming.

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Ta'Samsca'Rial

I imagine it would be at that.. an excellent plan..

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Devlin

But not without its flaws. You can take the ke to the bab, but not to everyone in town

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Maynard Skulk

At work.. Nothing to do.. sooo bored.. *Sulks*

Juliette

Training poisoning.. sooooo bored.... *sighs deeply*

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Maynard Skulk

I`m more boreder than you!

Maynard Skulk

hmmm Think Ill make myself a forum siggy..

Maynard Skulk

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesnt he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you theres wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Maynard Skulk

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in swaggers. She gestures alluringly to Van who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheeks and faicial hair.

"Are you the Manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his cheek and into his hair.
"Im afraid I cant" breathes Van, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him that there is no loo paper in the ladies."

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